Thursday, July 01, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 3:31 AM
afta sho long. im finally bloggin. again. wel nort tat long laa. haha. hmm. it has been a pretty busy wk. duh.
screw da mid yrs. i did pretty badly tis tym rnd. sighs. pretty disappointed in myself too. mus haf been playin too much already. started studyin one wk b4 da exams onli. bud tats already a miracle. cus normally i dunt study til da dae b4 da exam. okay tats nuttin ta b proud of alrite. ): sumhw wen my mom sees my rpt bk. i can bid farwell ta my samsung e700. byebye.. damn. im pretty proud of myself. hehheh. cus i gort an amazingly 28% fer my ACC. n i dint study ad al! yay. i gort da highest in kls lor! frm da bottom. again. haha. x) tankiu tankiu. tats osho NUTTIN ta b proud of. DAMN. sighs. tink im gona get into combined sci kls man. i dowana go dere! double sci wil do jus fine. haha. lets hope weewee n i get into da kls. haha. x) wel. tings haven been gg tat smoothly tat lately. ):
hmm. ytd. wenta fengshan cc ta watch da c boys haf deir opening match against siglap. thrased em. 51-21. claps* dey rocked. damn pro. i hadda admit. haha. hmm. weiqi's performance wos pretty okay in da furs quarter. bud his concentration span started ta somehw. yu noe. yeah. n he started ta slow down. ): den tio scoldin frm da coach. infronta EVERYONE. hws tat? cool huh.
cgerls. deir opening match wos on tues. defeated ngeeann wiv da score of 10-5. no im nort kiddin. it ISH 10-5. amazing isnt it. furs tym in history i guess. haha. bud stil yu cud c tat everyone ping4-ed deir ming4 ta play. hmm. weewee sho kelian. her eyes kena poked by sum opponent. shit tat opponent laa. haha. x) den coach wos damn disappointed in her. bud nvm. yu can do beta nex tym i believe! omelet agrees wiv mee too ley. hehheh.
hmm i guess tat'll be al fer NOW.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
Thursday, June 24, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 1:13 AM
hah. jus wenta play cs wiv my bro n his frens. oh dey sucked man. haha. considerin deir age laa. i thrashed em in mansion. haha. top fragger. lollx. dent we played de_dust. haha. tat wos sucky. i lost. pengg. hmm den afta tat we wenta macs n had a nice chat. haha. found out tat dey were quite funny ppl. lollx. den my bro n i wenta buy food. alorta food. den we realised we had no money left ta go home. n our ez link had no money left either. haha. den we hadda wok home lor. haha.
okay. sians man. i guess i'll jus hafta update lata. x) cya.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
Saturday, June 19, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 12:06 AM
now i say ppl.. CRYYYYYYY! wiv mee. waaah~
awh man. im relle in fer dis pile of beeg brown shitt. da fourth piercin on my left ear has somehow decided ta go against mee. zao fan yu noe. and. its veh disgusting. sho ppl whu carnt take such sick shit stuff. DUNT read on any further. its simply fer yor own gud. yups. (:
okayy. dis wos wadd happened. i pierced it lazlaz wk on da. umms i tink its called da cartilage or smth? im nort sure. bud its where da bone ish? isit even a bone? okayy nvm. its nort da lobes jiu dui ler kayy
alrite. i pierced. nort da toppest partta da ear. nort tat part. in da middle. da boney part. den wadd happened wos....
my ear stud. da newly pierced one laa. it 'sank' into my skin?? as in yu carnt c da stud anymore. and. since it sank in, blood wud haf 'formed' on da outside already. and ta make tings wurs,da blood dried up liaos. sho i carnt push da stud baq up again. cuz it wil be horribly pain[i tried],makin yu wana chop yor ear off. muahahaa. cool huh. stud sinkin into yor ear. if yu tink tats cool. tink again.
da onli way out nw ish ta pull it out frm da baq. which wil probably equally pain. bud tat da onli way out as i mentioned. hehee. bud nort now. cuz i tried earlier on. n da stud wos enormously beeg tat i cudnt pull it out frm da baq. yes it bled. GUSHED OUT in fact. muahhaa.
okayy. gona do sum shit ta my ear nw. lalalala~ oh wel. serves mee rite. hahaa. byEe.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
Thursday, June 17, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 9:10 PM
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 1:53 AM
bud i stil hafta thank yu laa angsana ang. fer making mee da highest of al failures. thanks ta yor wonderful teaching. yu made mee hate yu more den i hate sci. :))))) wel whu doesnt hate yu? haiii. poor ting.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 1:39 AM
stupid angsana ang. i hope yu die earlier laa. yu dunt die bring nuttin bud trouble niah. yu zao si zao hao. which means yu faster die betta. yu dunno hw many ppl hate yu lor. nono. tats countless. yu shud ask hw many ppl lyk yu. yu use yor toes n fingers ta count surely enuff de.
yu piece of ungrateful shit. ta tink i even bother ta STAY in kls n listen ta yu singsong n tokcock lor. huan chen othars i tink dey dun even care lor. i gif yu face niah. bud frm schl reopen tat day onwards,yu can DREAM ON. cuz im neva gona gif yu any respect.
waah tat dae damn power hor. ask mee go yor office sit down blow aircon teach mee al da rubbish sae surely wil pass de. i *PUI* . tok sho much cock. cal it enlightenment some more. in da end leys? yu stil failed mee wadd. i noe yu wan ta invite mee more often ta yor office blow aircon rite? bloodyhell. nort tat i neva study lor. i wana make yu HAPPY niah. den make yu tink tat nort al yor students hate yu n DUNT study,sho i DID study. in fact 2wks b4 da test some more. fer wadd leys?? justa let yu FAIL mee. yu veh happy nw rite. happy tat yu can cal my parents liao laa. bud yu can rest assure tat dey dunt tink much of yu either. wadd cums arnd goes arnd. yu tio hack outside schl nort my fault kayy.
n i dunno wadd kinda tcher yu are lor. our midyr marks yu go n gif ta ppl n let em tel us emself. nort tat im afraid ta let ppl noe my marks. aniwae y shud i? i neva passed a single test of yors aniwae wadd. dunno yu gort brains or simply refuse ta use em lor. brainless monkey backside teacher. nort tat i wana curse yu laa hor. bud yu veh qian-curse lor. look ad yor face. whu dowan ta beat??
bud its aiight. cuz afta schl reopen i wun nida c yor bloody fucking shitass goddamn face liao. SMILES* cuz we're havin a new teacher rite. sho goodbye angsana. off yu go ta yor grave. BU SONG LE.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 3:28 AM
故意
有色眼镜 现在是一种流行 看着一切可以
不让人看穿自己 你的眼睛 跟着我转
个不停 爱情搞点神秘 会不会比较有趣
* 我爱你却故意 故意说不爱你 贪恋在心或身体
我一时想不清晰 我爱你却故意 故意说不爱你
只想开心在一起 就请你原谅我的任性
有色眼镜 很冷酷又很美丽 保持一点距离
因为我还未 ready oh yeah 你的眼睛 散发出一种讯息
我也不会逃避 如果你要玩游戏 *
Repeat
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明天见
雨下了 又停了 泪流了 又干了 你走多久 多远了
我还在这 你说的 你忘了 可是我 还记得手心里
紧握着 已不属于我的亲热 爱怎会输给了时间
我的耳边 再听不见我以为永远不会变
最习惯的明天见 放手了 该回到原点 心会受伤
也能复原 我会学着自己走出从前祝福明天
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take me to yor heart*
Hiding from the rain and snow
trying to forget but i wont let go
looking at a crowed street
listening to my own hartbeat
so many people
all around the world
tell me where do i find, someone like you girl
take me to your heart
take to your soul
give me your hand before i'm old
show me what love is
havent got a clue
show me that wonders can be true
they say nothing last forever
we're only here today
love is now or never
bring me faraway
take me to your heart
take me to your soul
give me your hand and hold me
show me what love is
be my guiding star
its easy
take me to your heart
standing on a mountain high
looking at the moon through a clear blue sky
i should go and see some friends
but then i really comprehend
you don't need too much talking
without saying anything
all I need is someone
who makes me wanna sing
take me to your heart
take to your soul
give me your hand before i'm old
show me what love is
haven't got a clue
show me that wonders can be true
they say nothing last forever
we're only here today
love is now or never
bring me faraway
take me to your heart
take me to your soul
give me your hand and hold me
show me what love is
be my guiding star
its easy
take me to your heart
take me to your heart
take me to your soul
give me your hand and hold me
show me what love is
be my guiding star
its easy
take me to your heart
______+++______
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 12:39 AM
ppl nowadays dunt seem ta haf any sense of originality ad al. im sick n tired n sick n tired n sick n tired n. did i mention i wos sick n tired? okayy i did. yarh i AM sick n tired of copycats. [rite sam?]. dey simply copy n paste othars' stuff n claim it ta be deir OWN. wonderful. whueva taught yu guys tat? fabu-fuckingly-lous greattttttttt job. cuz yu ppl jus dunt haf a mind of yor own. no creativity. n yu're plain lazy. sho yu're jus 'borrowing' othars' stuff 'fer da tym bein'. am i rite? bud it neva seems ta be returned. cuz yu hafta admit it luks sho damn friggin GUD. *tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk* sighh. why do such ppl stil exist. its alrite. forgeddit. yu copycats out dere suckk BIG TYM. shoo off. and. oh yarh.
SCREW YU.SCREW YU.n SCREW YU,again. :))))
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
Friday, June 11, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 7:55 PM
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tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
Sunday, June 06, 2004
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 11:38 PM
ad home nw. rotting any moment. why cant we go baq ta sku? bud i dowan lessons laa. oh yar. sat i wen fer trainin. rainin lyk mad in da morning. sho everyone wos sittin ad da concourse b4 i arrived wiv geokjoo. we were havin breakfast ad macs in sp. den we din relle wan ta leave til nette called n started rushin us. we flagged fer a cabby in da rain n rushed down ta sku. reached ad ardn 820? i tink. den wen we were runnin ta concourse,we saw penguin dere. sho we ran baq n ran frm anothar direction. den we were hidin behind da pillar n decidin whethar ta go or nort ta go. since it wos rainin yu c. den in da end we wen. n she din relle sco us. jus asked y we were late n stuff. yeah da normal routine laa.
trainin wos as usual. bud we had 2 courts ta ourselves dis tym. 5golden flowers n sec1s used da boys court. which wos rather wet yu c. bud it wos fun though. cuz coach wosnt relle concentratin on us. den we kinda had our own fun dere. bud we din relle slackk. hahaa. den lata had match. god coach asked mee ta plae. den he put mee wiv da seniors[includin ziyan. omgg] den i wos relle scared. scared of makin mistakes. cuz i hafta admit tat i dun relle take trainin seriously laa. hahaa. sho i frigged out wen he said: feifei xia qu! i thot he wos referrin ta samuela whu wos beside mee. cuz he owaes called her feifei nort mee! sho i wos luffin out loud. den he said[in chi]: luff sho loud fer wadd. i ask YU ta go n plae nort her. den i said orhh den i ran down. i wos scared. relle scared. tat my legs turned jelly n tat da furs ball i tou2-ed AIR-ED. my godd. tat explained hw terrified i wos kae. mabbe due ta lack of practice fer..sae 2-3wks? yeahh. hahaa. relle frigged out. cuz ziyan luked relle scary. i tried ta aviod da ball weneva i cud laa.
afta trainin wos supposed ta go marche wiv geokk. bud my stuupid mom wen baq on her words n demanded tat i wen home. i gort voucher leys!! $40 de lor. knn. den she ask mee go home. f lor. haii budden i da end i heck care her. wen wiv geokjoo ta eat aniwae. whu cares lor. yu sae i can go means can go mar. heckk yu sho much. den she told mee alorta tings as we ate. den gort tis psycho frigg. pervertic ass. shit ass laa. kip on ka jiao-ing her lor. budden dowan tel her whu SHE ish lor. kip sayin dose kinda tings lor. damn humji lor. i cal liao dare nort ans. den in da end i left a voicemail. kinda cruel one. wel go ask tat person if yu wana noe. veh vulgar. geokjoo sae de. bud i tink its her just deserts mar. deserved it lor. humji. no character one. kns laa.
den lata we took bus home. geokjoo oso wen baq ta hougang. hahaa. den on da bus we kip tokin. den she kip sayinn i veh nice ta hug. hahaa. geokjoo. i nort fer yu ta touch de hors. den we almoz missed da stop tat we were supposed ta get off. geokjoo kip askin mee: ish dis da stop?? fer ALMOZ EVERY stop. den i sho sickk of answerin her til i every stop oso sae no. den suddenly da bus wanted ta move off. den i said. SHUCKZ. get off yu idiort!! hahaa. sho fahni laa dis gerl. loll.
aiiyah den go home kinda gaf my parents attitude lor. go home bathe den slp liao. actualleh din relle slp laa. jus pretend nia. dowan ta c deir face lor. den wen dey were goin out,dey ask mee go. i den dowan leys. den i sae dowan go laa. den my mom kip forcin mee. til i fed up n sae i dowan ta go wiv yu laa. den she diamdiam wok outta da room. haiii. damn angry wiv her lor. kns.
haii den ad nite watched witches wiv my maid. sho swangg. my parents damn late den cum home. hahaa. den my maid n i dwn dere tok cock n watch tv. momo sho some more. hahaa.
aiiyah my hand pain liao laa. dowan blogg ler. hahaa. lata den update. byEe.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 11:38 PM
ad home nw. rotting any moment. why cant we go baq ta sku? bud i dowan lessons laa. oh yar. sat i wen fer trainin. rainin lyk mad in da morning. sho everyone wos sittin ad da concourse b4 i arrived wiv geokjoo. we were havin breakfast ad macs in sp. den we din relle wan ta leave til nette called n started rushin us. we flagged fer a cabby in da rain n rushed down ta sku. reached ad ardn 820? i tink. den wen we were runnin ta concourse,we saw penguin dere. sho we ran baq n ran frm anothar direction. den we were hidin behind da pillar n decidin whethar ta go or nort ta go. since it wos rainin yu c. den in da end we wen. n she din relle sco us. jus asked y we were late n stuff. yeah da normal routine laa.
trainin wos as usual. bud we had 2 courts ta ourselves dis tym. 5golden flowers n sec1s used da boys court. which wos rather wet yu c. bud it wos fun though. cuz coach wosnt relle concentratin on us. den we kinda had our own fun dere. bud we din relle slackk. hahaa. den lata had match. god coach asked mee ta plae. den he put mee wiv da seniors[includin ziyan. omgg] den i wos relle scared. scared of makin mistakes. cuz i hafta admit tat i dun relle take trainin seriously laa. hahaa. sho i frigged out wen he said: feifei xia qu! i thot he wos referrin ta samuela whu wos beside mee. cuz he owaes called her feifei nort mee! sho i wos luffin out loud. den he said[in chi]: luff sho loud fer wadd. i ask YU ta go n plae nort her. den i said orhh den i ran down. i wos scared. relle scared. tat my legs turned jelly n tat da furs ball i tou2-ed AIR-ED. my godd. tat explained hw terrified i wos kae. mabbe due ta lack of practice fer..sae 2-3wks? yeahh. hahaa. relle frigged out. cuz ziyan luked relle scary. i tried ta aviod da ball weneva i cud laa.
afta trainin wos supposed ta go marche wiv geokk. bud my stuupid mom wen baq on her words n demanded tat i wen home. i gort voucher leys!! $40 de lor. knn. den she ask mee go home. f lor. haii budden i da end i heck care her. wen wiv geokjoo ta eat aniwae. whu cares lor. yu sae i can go means can go mar. heckk yu sho much. den she told mee alorta tings as we ate. den gort tis psycho frigg. pervertic ass. shit ass laa. kip on ka jiao-ing her lor. budden dowan tel her whu SHE ish lor. kip sayin dose kinda tings lor. damn humji lor. i cal liao dare nort ans. den in da end i left a voicemail. kinda cruel one. wel go ask tat person if yu wana noe. veh vulgar. geokjoo sae de. bud i tink its her just deserts mar. deserved it lor. humji. no character one. kns laa.
den lata we took bus home. geokjoo oso wen baq ta hougang. hahaa. den on da bus we kip tokin. den she kip sayinn i veh nice ta hug. hahaa. geokjoo. i nort fer yu ta touch de hors. den we almoz missed da stop tat we were supposed ta get off. geokjoo kip askin mee: ish dis da stop?? fer ALMOZ EVERY stop. den i sho sickk of answerin her til i every stop oso sae no. den suddenly da bus wanted ta move off. den i said. SHUCKZ. get off yu idiort!! hahaa. sho fahni laa dis gerl. loll.
aiiyah den go home kinda gaf my parents attitude lor. go home bathe den slp liao. actualleh din relle slp laa. jus pretend nia. dowan ta c deir face lor. den wen dey were goin out,dey ask mee go. i den dowan leys. den i sae dowan go laa. den my mom kip forcin mee. til i fed up n sae i dowan ta go wiv yu laa. den she diamdiam wok outta da room. haiii. damn angry wiv her lor. kns.
haii den ad nite watched witches wiv my maid. sho swangg. my parents damn late den cum home. hahaa. den my maid n i dwn dere tok cock n watch tv. momo sho some more. hahaa.
aiiyah my hand pain liao laa. dowan blogg ler. hahaa. lata den update. byEe.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 11:38 PM
ad home nw. rotting any moment. why cant we go baq ta sku? bud i dowan lessons laa. oh yar. sat i wen fer trainin. rainin lyk mad in da morning. sho everyone wos sittin ad da concourse b4 i arrived wiv geokjoo. we were havin breakfast ad macs in sp. den we din relle wan ta leave til nette called n started rushin us. we flagged fer a cabby in da rain n rushed down ta sku. reached ad ardn 820? i tink. den wen we were runnin ta concourse,we saw penguin dere. sho we ran baq n ran frm anothar direction. den we were hidin behind da pillar n decidin whethar ta go or nort ta go. since it wos rainin yu c. den in da end we wen. n she din relle sco us. jus asked y we were late n stuff. yeah da normal routine laa.
trainin wos as usual. bud we had 2 courts ta ourselves dis tym. 5golden flowers n sec1s used da boys court. which wos rather wet yu c. bud it wos fun though. cuz coach wosnt relle concentratin on us. den we kinda had our own fun dere. bud we din relle slackk. hahaa. den lata had match. god coach asked mee ta plae. den he put mee wiv da seniors[includin ziyan. omgg] den i wos relle scared. scared of makin mistakes. cuz i hafta admit tat i dun relle take trainin seriously laa. hahaa. sho i frigged out wen he said: feifei xia qu! i thot he wos referrin ta samuela whu wos beside mee. cuz he owaes called her feifei nort mee! sho i wos luffin out loud. den he said[in chi]: luff sho loud fer wadd. i ask YU ta go n plae nort her. den i said orhh den i ran down. i wos scared. relle scared. tat my legs turned jelly n tat da furs ball i tou2-ed AIR-ED. my godd. tat explained hw terrified i wos kae. mabbe due ta lack of practice fer..sae 2-3wks? yeahh. hahaa. relle frigged out. cuz ziyan luked relle scary. i tried ta aviod da ball weneva i cud laa.
afta trainin wos supposed ta go marche wiv geokk. bud my stuupid mom wen baq on her words n demanded tat i wen home. i gort voucher leys!! $40 de lor. knn. den she ask mee go home. f lor. haii budden i da end i heck care her. wen wiv geokjoo ta eat aniwae. whu cares lor. yu sae i can go means can go mar. heckk yu sho much. den she told mee alorta tings as we ate. den gort tis psycho frigg. pervertic ass. shit ass laa. kip on ka jiao-ing her lor. budden dowan tel her whu SHE ish lor. kip sayin dose kinda tings lor. damn humji lor. i cal liao dare nort ans. den in da end i left a voicemail. kinda cruel one. wel go ask tat person if yu wana noe. veh vulgar. geokjoo sae de. bud i tink its her just deserts mar. deserved it lor. humji. no character one. kns laa.
den lata we took bus home. geokjoo oso wen baq ta hougang. hahaa. den on da bus we kip tokin. den she kip sayinn i veh nice ta hug. hahaa. geokjoo. i nort fer yu ta touch de hors. den we almoz missed da stop tat we were supposed ta get off. geokjoo kip askin mee: ish dis da stop?? fer ALMOZ EVERY stop. den i sho sickk of answerin her til i every stop oso sae no. den suddenly da bus wanted ta move off. den i said. SHUCKZ. get off yu idiort!! hahaa. sho fahni laa dis gerl. loll.
aiiyah den go home kinda gaf my parents attitude lor. go home bathe den slp liao. actualleh din relle slp laa. jus pretend nia. dowan ta c deir face lor. den wen dey were goin out,dey ask mee go. i den dowan leys. den i sae dowan go laa. den my mom kip forcin mee. til i fed up n sae i dowan ta go wiv yu laa. den she diamdiam wok outta da room. haiii. damn angry wiv her lor. kns.
haii den ad nite watched witches wiv my maid. sho swangg. my parents damn late den cum home. hahaa. den my maid n i dwn dere tok cock n watch tv. momo sho some more. hahaa.
aiiyah my hand pain liao laa. dowan blogg ler. hahaa. lata den update. byEe.
tat y u'l l b e d ere___.
x yu promised wiv yor heart x 7:14 AM
The Reason
Hooobastank
I'm not a perfect person
As many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
That's why I need you to hear
I've found a resaon for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you
And the reason is you
And the reason is you
And the reason is you
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
And the reason is you
I've found a reason to show
A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do
And the reason is you
--------**--------
My Band
d12 feat. eminem
[Eminem]
I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
[Eminem]
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]
So I get off stage right? drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my God! It's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin God it's Eminem!"
"I swear to fuckin God, dude you fuckin rock!"
"Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock?"
Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my accapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rockstar shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because beats
[Eminem]
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
Baby Yeaaaah!
[Swifty]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you
Hey dad! How come we don't rap off Pro Tools?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And naw I'm Swift (Oh, I thought you were Kuniva!)
And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map,
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
[Kon Artist/Kuniva (Eminem)]
Look at Em lil punk ass, thinkin he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself takin on the flicks
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man? I'ma say something
Ay'yo Em! (You got something to say!) Man, nothing
I though you was about tell him off man, what's up?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
I swear man!
[Eminem]
Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Proof]
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo it's...)
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Everytime I hear (Hey dude, I love your band!)
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin funny every area code
(Proof carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)
[Bizarre]
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo, and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Kon Artis.. slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back
Superman video.. I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us a question
Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
(But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
50 told me do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm out of this band
I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]
GIRL WHY CANT U SEE YOUR THEE
ONLY ONE FOR ME AND IT JUST
TEARS MY ASS APART TO KNOW THAT
YOU DONT KNOW MY BAAAANNNNDDDD!
[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!)
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yeah!)
All because I'm the lead singer.. Hahaha
[Eminem]
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
[Bizzare]
Yeah!
The hardest boy band in the world!
D12!
[Eminem]
I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl to take of their underpants
I'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, Whoo Whoo!
Look out for my next single its called my salsa
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants
My salsa
Where did everybody go?
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